You Auto-Complete Me by Katie MacAlister

Emily Williams, twenty-something free spirit, is spending a year in England with — horror of horrors — her parents. She's not going to let that get her down, though...any more than she is brought low by her seemingly hopeless search for love, the ghost that inhabits her underwear drawer, the horrible high school flashbacks that come via a student she tutors, the hot guy she fancies who may or may not be what he appears, or the dishy almost-veterinarian who could be the perfect Mr. Emily...if only he wasn't elbow-deep in sheep. Literally..

Welcome to the world of Emily!

EMSTER What, you're not here?

DRU I'm here. What's up, buttercup?

EMSTER I have things to tell you!

DRU So tell. I was sext…er…texting the BF.

EMSTER !!!

DRU J/K. Dish, sister.

EMSTER Reasons why my life has gone to hell in a handbasket:<br...