Noticed Me Yet? by Sunday, Anyta

of you. Is that because I’ve nailed you? How do you like this paper? Dear Mr. X, You have not and never will “nail me”. I like the paper. Who would have thought you’d be the recycling kind? I noticed you cut away all my numbers though. At that, I’m shaking my head. Okay, here’s a little confession: I tried to catch you in the act today. I h unkered down in the Link, sitting on one of the blue chairs with a good view toward the noticeboards. I saw a guy post something and ran over to him, practically jumping on him in my excitement to have caught you. Turns out they were trying to sell their mattress. And the funny thing was, I was kind of glad I hadn’t caught you like that. It felt too much like cheating. So, I have now rung all three of you back for an interview. I look forward to figuring out which one you are when we meet in person. Maybe both our images will then be confirmed. Or will one of us be surprised?