Wedding Mayhem by Alina Jacobs

What kind of moron pretends to be broke then makes the girl pay for his expensive drink and his Uber home? And what kind of idiot marries a tool like that? Oh right, me, that’s who. You’d think that with living with a foul-mouthed parrot and a grandmother who makes candles that smell like her vag, I would have enough drama in my life. But when my wedding planning firm organizes four marriages at first sight, I found myself at the altar pledging my eternal hatred to Mr. I Think Women Are Gold Diggers And I’m Going To Be Obnoxious Until I Set You Off And Make You Prove It. We are not compatible. ( SHOCKING!) Chris Winchester is a billionaire with serious trust issues, and I am a photographer trying to survive in the world of high-end weddings. And the billionaire’s penthouse is about to be Marriage and a Murder if he doesn’t stop hitting his snooze button a thousand bazillion times in the morning while I’m trying to work and get my life back on track. * Grrrr!* I storm into his bedroom to give him a piece of my mind and destroy that stupid alarm clock… And of course, he’s not wearing anything except a tiny corner of his high thread count sheets. So I might have had a peek at that muscular chest, washboard abs, and the barely-covered bulge. Apparently, I am the proud owner of a hot AF husband. Who knew? But I will not have the full marriage experience. Love makes a marriage, not hate. But when Chris says in that deep voice, “Hate sex makes great sex.” That might be the first thi