Jokes by Adrian Wallwork

of the problem. Below are two examples, the first is a 2-line joke, the second a 3-line joke. Doctor, doctor, people keep ignoring me. Next! ******* Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing green hairy monsters with hideous faces. Have you seen a psychologist? No, just green hairy monsters with hideous faces. [hideous - very ugly] Match the beginnings (19-25) with the endings (a-g). 19 Doctor, doctor I have broken my arm in two places. 20 Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a bell. 21 Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a set of curtains. 22 Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. 23 Doctor, doctor, I’ve only got 59 seconds to live. 24 Doctor, doctor, my husband limps because his left leg is two centimeters shorter than his right leg. What would you do in his case? 25 Doctor, doctor, no one believes a word I say. a) Probably limp too. b) Pull yourself together man. c) Tell me the truth now, what’s your real problem? d) Wait a minute, please. e) Well, just go home and if the feeling persists, give me a ring. f) Well, whatever you do, don’t go back to those places. g) Who said that? [curtains - material used to stop the light coming through a window; limp - walk with difficulty; pull yourself together - stop complaining. NB: curtains are pulled in (or drawn ) in order to block out the outside. ring - phone call] Jokes 26-28 are all three liners. However, the doctor’s words (the second line) have been removed, and are grouped together (a-c) below the jokes. Insert these second lines